"My wife and I were watching 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?
'No!' she answered.
I then said, 'Is that your final answer ?
'Yes!' she replied.
Then I said, 'I'd like to phone a friend.'
That's the last thing I remember.
Darn woman..... she has absolutely NO sense of humor!"
Saturday, September 27, 2008
Call a Friend
I never expected in a million years to get something from my fundamentalist Christian dad that I could use here, yet here it is: