Saturday, September 27, 2008

Call a Friend

I never expected in a million years to get something from my fundamentalist Christian dad that I could use here, yet here it is:

"My wife and I were watching 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' while we were in bed.

I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?

'No!' she answered.

I then said, 'Is that your final answer ?

'Yes!' she replied.

Then I said, 'I'd like to phone a friend.'

That's the last thing I remember.

Darn woman..... she has absolutely NO sense of humor!"

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